Holy Sh*t! We are sold out!
First of all, thank you so, so much for the interest in Pinch - we cannot believe how quickly we sold out and we cannot believe the absolutely incredible feedback you have been sharing with us.
Secondly, thank you for your patience - because of our relentless focus on making the best possible product, it is taking us a bit longer than we would like. When we received our latest batch of Pinch Magic Fiber we were not satisfied with the quality and decided to reject the entire batch and pause sales. We are working closely with the team to ensure the next batch meets our exceptionally high standards and our promise of excellence to our customers, as well as to ensure we are able to seamlessly maintain our inventory to meet our customers’ needs.
Our gratitude for the Pinch love as well as your patience while we make the next batch is through the roof. We are your biggest fans.
Currently, we expect to be able to offer Pinch again by the end of August.
If you’d like to be notified when we are ready for shipments again, please leave us your email address in the chat box on the bottom-right side of your screen and you will be the first to know.
Jason & Matt
Pinch™ Magic Fiber (4-week supply)
"Imagine a world where you don't have to wipe. you still should, but you don't have to" ~Dr. Jonathan (New york, NY)
"Pinch took my #2 from OH NOOOOO to OH YEAHHHHH. Now I poop like Chuck Norris and my toilet is actually happy to see me in the morning." ~Sean (Los Angeles, CA)
"I had a meeting at 10 today. And it was 9:52. And I had to shit. In the past, this meant just holding it because no way I could make it in time. But now that I'm on Pinch, I had confidence. Made it to my meeting by 9:58. Thanks Pinch!"
"So I've been taking Pinch for two weeks and my poops are amazing."
"I’m eternally grateful for Pinch helping advance toilet paper conservation which is a cause near and dear to my heart. Unless you have a porcelain addiction, I’d recommend everyone experience the Pinch routine for rendezvousing with last night’s dinner."
The Magic of Pinch™
The active ingredient found in Pinch™ is called ispaghula (or psyllium), a soluble fiber and prebiotic.
Once it hits your stomach, the fiber absorbs water from the colon and bulks up into a gel-like mass. On it's way out, it grabs every bit of waste along the way, cleaning you out in a smooth and efficient manner.
Think of it as a bouncer for your bowels. Only you don't have to be 21...
Everybody needs to Pinch™.
While it doesn't work like a typical laxative, if you’re visiting Struggletown, Pinch can be your ticket to Pooradise. Once the fiber hits your gut, it will absorb water in your stomach, bulk up like a roided out meathead and give everything a gentle push out your tush.TRY NOW
Whether you have diarrhea, or you just feel like you’re wiping a marker down there, Pinch acts like a magnet in your gut, collecting everything on it’s way out and solidifying your waste into a glorious turd to be reckoned with. You’ll save a grip on toilet paper too.TRY NOW
Yeah, that’s what we thought too. But trust us, it gets better. MUCH better. Ever wipe more than twice? Plus, 95% of Americans don’t get enough fiber in their diet. Get your gut health right and your mental health will follow. It’s called “Psychobiotics”. Google it.TRY NOW
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