Pinch™ Magic Fiber
Everybody needs to Pinch™.
While it doesn't work like a typical laxative, if you’re visiting Struggletown, Pinch can be your ticket to Pooradise. Once the fiber hits your gut, it will absorb water in your stomach, bulk up like a roided out meathead and give everything a gentle push out your tush.TRY NOW
Whether you have diarrhea, or you just feel like you’re wiping a marker down there, Pinch acts like a magnet in your gut, collecting everything on it’s way out and solidifying your waste into a glorious turd to be reckoned with. You’ll save a grip on toilet paper too.TRY NOW
Yeah, that’s what we thought too. But trust us, it gets better. MUCH better. Ever wipe more than twice? Plus, 95% of Americans don’t get enough fiber in their diet. Get your gut health right and your mental health will follow. It’s called “Psychobiotics”. Google it.TRY NOW
The Magic of Pinch™
The active ingredient found in Pinch™ is called ispaghula (or psyllium), a soluble fiber and prebiotic.
Once it hits your stomach, the fiber absorbs water from the colon and bulks up into a gel-like mass. On it's way out, it grabs every bit of waste along the way, cleaning you out in a smooth and efficient manner.
Think of it as a bouncer for your bowels. Only you don't have to be 21...
"Imagine a world where you don't have to wipe. you still should, but you don't have to" ~Dr. Jonathan (New york, NY)
"Pinch took my #2 from OH NOOOOO to OH YEAHHHHH. Now I poop like Chuck Norris and my toilet is actually happy to see me in the morning." ~Sean (Los Angeles, CA)
"I had a meeting at 10 today. And it was 9:52. And I had to shit. In the past, this meant just holding it because no way I could make it in time. But now that I'm on Pinch, I had confidence. Made it to my meeting by 9:58. Thanks Pinch!"
"So I've been taking Pinch for two weeks and my poops are amazing."
"I’m eternally grateful for Pinch helping advance toilet paper conservation which is a cause near and dear to my heart. Unless you have a porcelain addiction, I’d recommend everyone experience the Pinch routine for rendezvousing with last night’s dinner."
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Save $5 on each batch of Pinch™ goodness with a subscription that brings magic to your door and relief to your toilet every 4 weeks. What are you waiting for? The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be skipping out of your loo.SUBSCRIBE